Apologies dear readers, if this visual made you choke on your morning Muesli, but someone needs to stop this maniac. I’m certain by now your news feed has been inundated with pictures of attention ho’ Kim Kardashian’s cover for Paper Magazine? What a demure flower she is.
REALLY, Kim Kardashian; we’ve seen enough of your lubed up booty. Knock it off, woman!
As most of you know, I normally employ a ZERO TOLERANCE Kim Kardashian policy—but this needs to be said:
I truly hope the above display of dripping DESPERATION comes back to haunt you in ways you are far too lobotomized to even recognize.
I’m also *shocked* to see that the photographer was Jean-Paul Goude, the same genius who snapped the Grace Jones work of art masterpiece!?
Quelle downgrade for Monsieur Goude?!
We now return to our regular programming,
XOXO The Pop Culture Rainman™