The Great Winter Break Up!

If you’re anything like me—you have had just about enough of this Winter business. I feel like one big eroded salt stain—like I need to be scraped, shellacked—essentially go through a Rube Goldberg machine of spiritual and physical cleansing!

It’s time to start seeing other seasons. So it’s OVER. Finito. Buh Bye! We are so done WINTER!!!

To celebrate this step in a warmer direction—in post break-up fashion, it’s time to take exceptional care of ourselves. That’s right! Step one of break-up protocol, is to give ourselves some much-needed TLC and pampering!

In the great words of Missy Elliot—-“If your a fly girl get your nails done. Get a pedicure, get your hair did…”

You do you girlfriend, and as for me; I plan on getting a 3 hour foot massage with ZERO eye contact, with Enya’s Orinoco Flow played on a perma-loop in the background.

In the meantime,

WINTER….

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XOXO

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